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    Thursday, November 17, 2005

    Another Awards List

    After our not-quite exclusive revelation that the Golden Joystick Awards 2005 were two-thirds bullshit, we’ve decided to jump on the yearly awards bandwagon and launch… The RAM Raider Awards 2005.

    Unlike the Official Top 10 “Celebrity” Games Journalists, it’ll be you nominating and voting for each category. The categories will be announced in the next update. About half will be “good” categories, and will bestow credit to the deserving. The rest will be “bad”. They’ll be more fun, and give us an excuse to fling shit.

    This e-mail we received from a loyal RR fan explains the kind of “bad” categories we’re talking about better than we can manage:

    “Dear Mr RR, after the success of your games journalist top 10, can we please, please ask for a similar list for the hordes of rat bastard PR pricks who plague the industry? Not the best of course, that would be a damn short list, but the worst of the fucking lot. I'm sure you'd get a lot of feedback and who knows, it might even help push some of the fuckers out of their jobs.

    Yes, I am an ex-PR type (bitter).”

    Look out for the categories which will be up soon, and then post your comments or e-mail your nominations to the usual address.

    1 comment:

    1. Anonymous9:44 am

      Is this really what you want to be doing with your life?