Game of 2005: God of War
A PS2 exclusive? Sony might have shat upon the industry, but they can still produce outstanding games. File next to ICO.
Shittest Game of 2005: DRIV3R
A shit game shitly converted onto the PC by shitty Atari.
Worst Review of 2004: OutRun 2 by Daniel Emery in The Times
Because a guy at Bath doesn’t like us very much.
Worst Review of 2005: Gunstar Future Heroes by John Walker for Eurogamer
The guy at Bath that doesn’t like us very much.
Review of 2005: Boiling Point by Kieron Gillen for Eurogamer
The reason it’s worth putting up with his indulgencies.
PR Hero of 2005: Simon Byron
TriForce man, and very funny ex-journalist…
PR Cunt of 2005: Simon Byron
…who’s a PR husk because it pays better. We still love him though.
Crappest Blog of 2005: The RAM Raider
We’re award winning: official. We’re shit: official.
Blog / Personal Website of 2005: UK:Resistance
Even with Ensign Teela weighing it down, Cutlack shows journalists produce better stuff for free.
Up-and-coming Journalist of 2005: No-one
Despite the nauseating false platitudes after the voting closed, nobody bothered to name anyone when it mattered.
Forum of 2005: World of Stuart
(Mostly) intelligent, (mostly) witty, and (mostly) great.
Head-up-arse Forum of 2005: UK:Resistance
We think there’s worse, but they were your votes.
Most Awful Cunt-Rag of a Magazine 2005: Official Xbox 360 Magazine
Nothing against the journos, but dodgy and corrupt “reviews” for six quid takes the piss.