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    Tuesday, January 10, 2006

    The RR Awards 2005 In Full


    Game of 2005: God of War

    A PS2 exclusive? Sony might have shat upon the industry, but they can still produce outstanding games. File next to ICO.


    Shittest Game of 2005: DRIV3R

    A shit game shitly converted onto the PC by shitty Atari.


    Worst Review of 2004: OutRun 2 by Daniel Emery in The Times

    Because a guy at Bath doesn’t like us very much.


    Worst Review of 2005: Gunstar Future Heroes by John Walker for Eurogamer

    The guy at Bath that doesn’t like us very much.


    Review of 2005: Boiling Point by Kieron Gillen for Eurogamer

    The reason it’s worth putting up with his indulgencies.


    PR Hero of 2005: Simon Byron

    TriForce man, and very funny ex-journalist…


    PR Cunt of 2005: Simon Byron

    …who’s a PR husk because it pays better. We still love him though.


    Crappest Blog of 2005: The RAM Raider

    We’re award winning: official. We’re shit: official.


    Blog / Personal Website of 2005: UK:Resistance

    Even with Ensign Teela weighing it down, Cutlack shows journalists produce better stuff for free.


    Up-and-coming Journalist of 2005: No-one

    Despite the nauseating false platitudes after the voting closed, nobody bothered to name anyone when it mattered.


    Forum of 2005: World of Stuart

    (Mostly) intelligent, (mostly) witty, and (mostly) great.


    Head-up-arse Forum of 2005: UK:Resistance

    We think there’s worse, but they were your votes.


    Most Awful Cunt-Rag of a Magazine 2005: Official Xbox 360 Magazine

    Nothing against the journos, but dodgy and corrupt “reviews” for six quid takes the piss.

    7 comments:

    1. Anonymous9:26 am

      :: Worst Review of 2004: OutRun 2 by Daniel Emery in The Times
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      :: Because a guy at Bath doesn’t like us very much.

      But I thought RR wasn't Da—... Oh, fuck it.

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    2. Anonymous12:15 pm

      I think you mean "in Bath", not "at Bath". Unless it's some weird Victorian phrase for washing.

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    3. where's the award for best mag?

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    4. Anonymous10:46 am

      Best Mag is the official PS2 mag, obviously.

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    5. Anonymous8:58 pm

      ":: Worst Review of 2004: OutRun 2 by Daniel Emery in The Times
      ::
      :: Because a guy at Bath doesn’t like us very much.

      But I thought RR wasn't Da—... Oh, fuck it."

      Well you see, Daniel's breakdown has gotten so bad that he now considers 'Daniel Emery' and 'The Ram Raider' to be two completely separate entities. That's why he says 'us' instead of 'I' or 'him'. Poor little dear.

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    6. Game of 2005: Resi 4 on the cube. No contest.

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    7. Anonymous10:47 pm

      So what's happened - has he died or summert?

      Gone South for the Winter?

      Jumped off a bridge?

      Come on Mr RAM Raider, the net's boring without you =)

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