Although his days of being known as the loveable GamesMaster presenter are long gone, perhaps he should take a few tips from a possible transatlantic relation of his, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech from Saved By The Bell), and release a porn tape to wipe everyone’s memories of his embarrassing sacking from PC Zone despite being their redesign-showpiece, and that crucifixion show. Or maybe he's already done one and been faithful enough to include the dirty sanchez, which would explain the brown dribble down his chin.
Don’t sweat it Dom – you’ve still got it where it counts. According to the kind of people who rate other people’s looks on a website.
Congratulations Diamond – you’re the fifth least-hideous games journalist! The RAM Raider salutes you.