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    Friday, December 08, 2006

    Least Hideous Journalist Joint No. 3: Simon Byron


    Here are some facts about Simon Byron, only some of which we made up:

    1 He is one of the Triforce.
    2 He wrote some of that book which Teletext thinks is shit.
    3 He is exactly as sexy as Dr. Mott.
    4 He is hotter than Dave McCarthy, even after Dave McCarthy has run an egg and spoon race and had a dump.
    5 He waxes.
    6 He was voted the PR Hero Of The Year 2005.
    7 He was voted the PR Cunt Of The Year 2005.
    8 He is one of the wittiest games journalists around, despite not technically being a games journalist.
    9 He has a Santa’s sack with a hole in the bottom which he keeps on his lap.
    10 He will be checking the blog daily from now on to see if Ste Curran is sexier than him.

    Congratulations Byron – you’re the joint-third least-hideous games journalist! The RAM Raider salutes you.

    2 comments:

    1. James Lyon12:21 am

      Come on! This is taking far too long! There's only Gillen, Curran and Perry left on your jibe roster so put us out of our misery.

      Unless you've got a dark horse, hmm? My money's on Rogers. Goddamn!

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    2. Anonymous1:43 am

      Could I tie-break vote for Byron? He's hotter than the other guy.

      No, Simon is not putting me up to this.

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