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    Tuesday, November 27, 2007

    Despite The Tits, Need For Speed Pro Street By EA Is Rubbish

    EA were so pissed off when they found out their hatefully bland annual car racing update got beaten to the top of this week’s charts by “all-hype, shame about the game” Assassin’s Creed, they pulled a publicity stunt. By sticking an ad featuring two half naked women on Page3.com then quickly pulling it, they’ve successfully managed to get every half-baked “news” site reporting on their “mistake” by giving the game plenty of exposure without actually commenting on its (lack of) quality, and suggesting tits might be involved without actually showing unedited pictures. Well done half-baked “news” sites – you’ve played right into their hands.

    In a stunning mixture of appealing to the lowest common denominator and flying in the face of EA’s crap reverse-psychology marketing, we’re going to show you the full and unedited image, just below a very important message:

    NEED FOR SPEED PRO STREET IS SHITE
    EA ARE TWATS

    In case that’s got you “in the mood”, here’s a great image from Microsoft’s back catalogue below an equally important message:

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    3 comments:

    1. Analogue6:06 pm

      Well, at least the tits aren't rubbish.

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    2. Keith Andrew4:41 pm

      I hate breasts on a Tuesday.

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    3. i was so excited when pro street came out but disapointed as it was the most shitest game i have ever played

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