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    Monday, June 23, 2008

    Joint 36th Least Hideous: Craig Pearson

    This is Craig Pearson. Here is what you need to know about Craig Pearson: He has worked for PC Gamer for a long time. This photo is of him pre-hair. We know a funny story about him that involves semen and homoeroticism, but we’re not going to put it here. Sorry. Also, someone else from PC Gamer will be appearing in the Top 50 this week.

    And now, it’s time for another thrilling instalment of Things Cunts Say. Today:

    “… is a near-religious experience.”

    The times we’ve read this in a review reaches into double figures, but it never fails to make us vomit wildly. Religion is where people believe in one or more gods, and involves praying from time to time. Games are things you play and enjoy. THERE IS NO COMMON GROUND BETWEEN THE TWO. If you think there is, then well done, you’re a fucking cunt.

    Congratulations, Craig Pearson – The RAM Raider salutes you!

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