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    Tuesday, June 24, 2008

    Joint 36th Least Hideous: Kristan Reed & Samuel Roberts




    Making their marks on the Top 50 today are two journos who are non-Futureites. Kristan Reed is one of the Unreliable Eurogamer’s old hands, and still looks annoyingly good for his age. Albeit not in that photo. Samuel Roberts is a disciple of Imagine, and writes for Play magazine. He was nominated for a RAM Raider Award last year, and has told us he’s hoping to lift the trophy this year, so keep an eye on his work, readers.

    And now, it’s time for yet another titillating edition of Things Cunts Say, where we expose the nonsense that cunts say because they believe their own hype. Today:

    “If you don’t like [insert game title or facet here], then you have no soul.”

    This is, without doubt, the cheapest cop out in journalistic history. If the reader doesn’t like the game that you’re so blinkered about you can’t comprehend that other people might not like it, then it means you’ve fucked up the review. It also means that you’re a cunt.

    Congratulations, Kristan Reed & Samuel Roberts – The RAM Raider salutes you!

    5 comments:

    1. Samuel Roberts7:05 pm

      36th? That's generous.

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    2. Kristan Reed11:53 am

      In my 36th year, I feel it's entirely appropriate. Good work.

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    3. Anonymous5:26 pm

      FUCK SAKE, JUST POST THE WHOLE LIST, YOU DAFT CUNT.

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    4. Anonymous10:35 pm

      i would just like to add that Stuart Campbell is a twat. And probably Bruce too.

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    5. Anonymous4:35 pm

      I reckon Kristan's hotter in real life.

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