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    Tuesday, June 17, 2008

    Joint 42nd Least Hideous: Lee Kirton


    Like a turd that doesn’t smell, Lee is a PR man who isn’t a cunt. The worse thing we can say about him is that he once blanked us because there were a couple of leggy birds in the room. But hey – we’d blank us if there was anything other than us in the room.

    And now, a computer programme we wrote:

    **BEEP**BEEP**BUZZ**

    THANK YOU FOR ACTIVATING THE GAMES REVIEW SHIT-FILTER TRANSLATOR PROGRAMME

    PLEASE INPUT SHIT:

    “Instead, environmental audio appears on an equal footing, creating an inherent weakness, and resultant homogeneity, to the simulated combustion – something that could perhaps be remedied with as little as a tweak to the equalisation.”

    **BEEP**BEEP**WHIRR**BUZZ**

    TRANSLATION:

    “The cars sound a bit crap.”

    THANK YOU FOR USING THE GAMES REVIEW SHIT-FILTER TRANSLATOR PROGRAMME SPONSORED BY EDGE

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    Congratulations, Lee Kirton – The RAM Raider salutes you!

    3 comments:

    1. Oh Rammy, I read that review today but you beat me to it. What a load of shit.

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    2. Anonymous11:17 am

      "Lee is a PR man who isn’t a cunt."

      I think your cunt barometer needs adjusting, Ramalamadingdong.

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    3. Anonymous4:12 pm

      Do a couple at a time, Rammy. This is already drawn-out as it is.

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