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    Monday, December 15, 2008

    Ridiculous Statements: A Sequel



    Why should only games (and films, and books, etc etc) have sequels when there’s just as much fun to be had with Ridiculous Statements Masquerading As Games Journalism? As an early Christmas present just for you, dear readers, Tim Edwards has busted out his stash of uncomfortably short sentences for a second time. So that he. Can carry on. Talking about. Far. Cry 2:

    “I was crouched in waving grass, scouting a guard-post. It was dark and I felt safe. I watched a truck winding along a dirt track. I waited. A zebra wandered past. I started to sneak toward the camp. As the guards turned, I hid behind a tree. But then I got bored.”

    PC Gamer’s Tim Edwards on why he likes Far Cry 2. Still.

    2 comments:

    1. Anonymous9:34 pm

      To be fair, at least he undid it with a joke ending.

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    2. Anonymous11:16 pm

      “I was crouched in waving grass, scouting a guard-post. I was then attacked by soldiers in jeeps. It was dark and I felt safe, until more jeeps came, attacking me. I watched a truck winding along a dirt track. Somehow it saw me, and out of it came a few soldiers. I waited. A zebra wandered past, followed by more jeeps. I started to sneak toward the camp. As the guards turned, I hid behind a tree. But then I got attacked by jeeps."

      That's what Far Cry 2 is actually like.

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