tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post8406702158562226210..comments2023-04-29T14:04:55.642+01:00Comments on The RAM Raider: Ridiculous Statements Masquerading As Games Journalism: Braid SpecialRAM Raiderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13574276353332030515noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-820989185203373312008-09-04T21:36:00.000+01:002008-09-04T21:36:00.000+01:00Add "clusterfuck" to the list of things cunts say,...Add "clusterfuck" to the list of things cunts say, please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-13408097194664342692008-08-22T13:29:00.000+01:002008-08-22T13:29:00.000+01:00Shut up Dan. Stop pretending to be not you.Shut up Dan. Stop pretending to be not you.Cunzy11https://www.blogger.com/profile/04270597843617271893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-20928583469076032892008-08-20T13:10:00.000+01:002008-08-20T13:10:00.000+01:00Don't really understand the extreme reactions to t...Don't really understand the extreme reactions to this review. I would've though there's more to complain about when reviewers simply spill out the press release - Whitehead's at least made an attempt to explain why the game worked for him so much. Is that such a bad thing? Isn't it actually kind of, like, professional?<BR/><BR/>Incidentally, what do you think a well-written review should look like, just for future reference? There seem to be a lot of people over at EG who really liked this one - and they're not that easy to please.<BR/><BR/>Like the links to RNLI and Cancer Research, by the way. Does it make you feel like less of a bastard after laying into people for no good reason?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-19926214547692932252008-08-19T21:05:00.000+01:002008-08-19T21:05:00.000+01:00I agree with the above comment. You are a sad, del...I agree with the above comment. You are a sad, deluded, misunderstood individual, Dan. However, this last post was geniunely funny and made me smile (a bit). Well done. Now get help.<BR/><BR/>AdamAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370352709767461513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-74412186770801260642008-08-19T08:04:00.000+01:002008-08-19T08:04:00.000+01:00This is the first post of yours I've ever agreed w...This is the first post of yours I've ever agreed with, Rammy.<BR/><BR/>You're still a vile, poisonous cunt though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-73913538853877774212008-08-19T00:36:00.000+01:002008-08-19T00:36:00.000+01:00I've often rolled my eyes condescendingly at RAM R...I've often rolled my eyes condescendingly at RAM Raider's literacy-provoked bile in the past, but not this time. Cringeworthy stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-13604612474794795732008-08-18T14:09:00.000+01:002008-08-18T14:09:00.000+01:00Some critical insight on the overrated Braid would...Some critical insight on the overrated Braid would have been more interesting than this Whitehead clusterfuck. You're calling him a cunt for his flowery, pretentious prose but there's actually nothing more worthwhile in your own blog post here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-45827645287689140992008-08-18T11:57:00.000+01:002008-08-18T11:57:00.000+01:00It's one of the saddest cases of attempting to sou...It's one of the saddest cases of attempting to sound clever, swallowing whole any intention of getting across a point, that I have ever, ever seen. Good find, Rammy. <BR/><BR/>I'm not entirely sure where this guy needs to re-apply for work. Maybe he could writer 'The Critics' for Viz? Or perhaps instead be sent into the jungle to reason with cannibals? Yeah, that'd be good.<BR/><BR/>"It's almost as if your will to masticate upon my flesh, or indeed imbibe of my bodily solutions is somehow analogous with your aspirations for I to become one with your clan and gain knowledge of your ethnic traditions. Indeed, your pointed animosity, reflected metaphorically when juxtapositioned alongside the blades of your spears could be compared to the early works of Orson Welles. That rather than... ugh... what? What are you doing? NOT MY CHEEEEKS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"<BR/><BR/>What a cunt.<BR/><BR/>DXAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-15090843334995464312008-08-18T11:03:00.000+01:002008-08-18T11:03:00.000+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.Grillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266295686814157220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-1014076672810796782008-08-18T10:52:00.000+01:002008-08-18T10:52:00.000+01:00Holy fuck. Holy blue fuck. Holy blue words of fuck...Holy fuck. Holy blue fuck. Holy blue words of fuck from the brain of a cunt. How much of a ten-fold cunt must you have to be to write shit like that, and gladly have your name attributed to it? Fucking amazing work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-19379541806591612482008-08-18T10:37:00.000+01:002008-08-18T10:37:00.000+01:00My favourite line from the Eurogamer review:"Braid...My favourite line from the Eurogamer review:<BR/><BR/>"Braid has filled my head with so many ideas, so many opinions, so many emotions that wrestling them all into a coherent critique is like trying to strangle a swan made of jelly."<BR/><BR/>And you failed most spectacularly, sir!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-44557929475383118262008-08-18T09:34:00.000+01:002008-08-18T09:34:00.000+01:00And that is why I read this blog. Good effort and ...And that is why I read this blog. Good effort and so true. My mate almost wet himself with joy when he read that eurogamer review, but I thought it was just wanky nonsense.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11948138.post-13788226865185964552008-08-18T03:56:00.000+01:002008-08-18T03:56:00.000+01:00O.OI was sure you were making those up until i loo...O.O<BR/><BR/>I was sure you were making those up until i looked. Stirling work, Rammy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com